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In any business, the road to wealth is paved with cheap help, but it completely contradicts my personality and methodology.

 

Therefore, I do not employ a manager, supervisor, crew, gang, outfit, posse, staff, team, employee, attendant, co-worker, hireling, jobber, jobholder, laborer, nine-to-fiver, peon, plugger, slug, subordinate, temp, toiler, underling, wage-earner, workman, workwoman, helper, assistant, auxiliary, gofer, legman, legwoman, man Friday, girl Friday, right-hand man, right-hand woman, scullion, servant, yes-man, clock-watcher, do-nothing, flunky, good-for-nothing, goof-off, idler, laggard, layabout, malingerer, shirker, slacker, cog, drudge, gandy dancer, grub, hack, swamper, partner, apprentice, associate, colleague, deputy, mate, sidekick, aide-de-camp, army, battalion, brigade, company, platoon, squad, troop, secretary, scribe, answering service, clerk, handmaiden, transcriptionist, accountant, annalist, billing department, bookkeeper, advertising agency, estimating department, social media manager, videographer, web designer, archivist, chronicler, documenter, historian, recorder, registrar, reporter, bodyguard, campaign manager, life coach, limo driver, mark-up artist, personal trainer or yacht captain.

All labor, consultations and administrative tasks are performed or conducted by me and me alone.

 

Thank you for your interest!

-Morgan-